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October 23rd, 2011
[Item - Texture - Smash Ball]
Hey! Do you wanna feel SO ENERGETIC?
TRY Powerthirst. Smash balls for smashers who need GRATUITOUS AMMOUNTS OF ENERGY.
With all new flavors like FIRE. Pyro energy. It's like adding Mario to a FIRE STORM.
Sound the alarms. You're going to be UNCOMFORTABLY CHEAP.
What's that? You want Landmaster? Well how about WOLF'S LANDMASTER. Made with cloning. REAL CLONING.
Smash! AHHHH!!! YOU'LL BE CHEAP AT IT. It's an Energyball for Brawl. BRAWLERGY!!! These aren't Sony puns. These are Nintendo puns. WIIPUNS!!!.
Johns, tournaments, Johns, tournaments,
banned stages, banned items, banned characters, more bans than YOUR RULE SHEET HAS ROOM FOR.
You'll be so cheap Noob toobers will be like "STOP PLAYING METANIGHT" and you'll be like "F*CK YOU" and kick him in the face with your FINAL SMASH.
You'll be so cheap, CHEAP! AHHHHH!!! Just smashing ALL THE TIME.
Upsmashing, downsmashing, sidesmashing, finalsmashing, cancel smashing, combos. You must do combos. Dealing 400 PERCENT!!!
Power-running, power-throwing, power-smashing, power-crouching, power-PAWNCHING, power-kneeing, power-stealing KO's, you'll steal so many KO's.
400 KO'S!
Add powerthirst to your KO's and you'll be good at TOURNIES!!! Make those noobs resent you AN UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT.
You'll play as good as MANGO. People will see you playing and think you're MANGO. You'll play as well as MANGO, against the actual MANGO, but then you'll lose because you'll be rested by MANGO!!!
Hey, go with the sure thing. Don't gamble on your strategies.
NOOB-SPAAAAAMS.
Smash balls. The item that will make you
AHHHH!!!
CHEAP
AHHHH!!!!!
TRY Powerthirst. Smash balls for smashers who need GRATUITOUS AMMOUNTS OF ENERGY.
With all new flavors like FIRE. Pyro energy. It's like adding Mario to a FIRE STORM.
Sound the alarms. You're going to be UNCOMFORTABLY CHEAP.
What's that? You want Landmaster? Well how about WOLF'S LANDMASTER. Made with cloning. REAL CLONING.
Smash! AHHHH!!! YOU'LL BE CHEAP AT IT. It's an Energyball for Brawl. BRAWLERGY!!! These aren't Sony puns. These are Nintendo puns. WIIPUNS!!!.
Johns, tournaments, Johns, tournaments,
banned stages, banned items, banned characters, more bans than YOUR RULE SHEET HAS ROOM FOR.
You'll be so cheap Noob toobers will be like "STOP PLAYING METANIGHT" and you'll be like "F*CK YOU" and kick him in the face with your FINAL SMASH.
You'll be so cheap, CHEAP! AHHHHH!!! Just smashing ALL THE TIME.
Upsmashing, downsmashing, sidesmashing, finalsmashing, cancel smashing, combos. You must do combos. Dealing 400 PERCENT!!!
Power-running, power-throwing, power-smashing, power-crouching, power-PAWNCHING, power-kneeing, power-stealing KO's, you'll steal so many KO's.
400 KO'S!
Add powerthirst to your KO's and you'll be good at TOURNIES!!! Make those noobs resent you AN UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT.
You'll play as good as MANGO. People will see you playing and think you're MANGO. You'll play as well as MANGO, against the actual MANGO, but then you'll lose because you'll be rested by MANGO!!!
Hey, go with the sure thing. Don't gamble on your strategies.
NOOB-SPAAAAAMS.
Smash balls. The item that will make you
AHHHH!!!
CHEAP
AHHHH!!!!!
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