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Hey you, I'm currently working on a IRC bot in #KCMM that will be able to provide assistance through a basic UI in which the user types what he needs help with... Unfortunately, I'm having trouble coming up with common problems and such, so I figured Some of you would be able to help here.  As of now, it is running through me, you can join #KCMM to test it out if I'm online.  eventually I'll put it up on some kind of server so it will be there 24/7

Basically its a giant help guide that will provide or link to information on every brawl topic.  Heres what I have so far:
on !1:TEXT:*help!*:#:/msg $chan what do you need help with $nick ?  Type the number you need assistance with:  001- Getting started.  002- Brawlvault.  003- PSA.  004- Animations.  005- Stages.  006- Vertexing.  007- Dolphin Emulator.
on !1:TEXT:*help*help*:#:/msg ....Help? type "help!" with the exclamation point.
on !1:TEXT:*001*:#:/msg $chan Tjmsrubegoldberg's guide should be able to help you with all the essentials. http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=12169.0
on !1:TEXT:*002*:#:/msg $chan To download a hack, click the name of the hack.  to submit something click the red submit button here http://forums.kc-mm.com/Gallery/BrawlView.php  You will have to be registered to submit hacks.
on !1:TEXT:*003*:#:/msg $chan What kind of help are you looking for with PSA? 003A- Everything you need to know to PSA.  003B- More (GFX)
on !1:TEXT:*003A*:#:/msg $chan Here are a few guids that should help: Segab's guide- http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=1096.0  Resource thread: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=1337.0   Nessicary files- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQAZu7ZKFKA  Basic terminology: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOIE2f4utRM   Advanced terminology: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmzORUbW2ck   Animation Switching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plHQU19zfbk  Offensive Collisions- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGp_PuH8Y80  Timers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTRf0TSVyq4  Increasing/decreasing damage- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMxRlNCKfC4  Changing flags- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq228NLhF1k     
on !1:TEXT:*003B*:#:/msg $chan Every external graphics effect- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-mwMQQHDn0   Swapping External Graphics effects-  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqtCMejIpPE
on !1:TEXT:*004*:#:/msg $chan Everything you'll ever need to know about animations- http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=8045.0

on !1:TEXT:*006*:#:/msg $chan To make your own vertex, you'll need any but not all of the following programs: 3DS max guide: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=13061.0   anim8or guide: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=17704.0   Das Donkey box guide: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=12815.0
on !1:TEXT:*007*:#:/msg $chan guide to using brawl hacks with dolphin: http://forums.dolphin-emulator.com/showthread.php?tid=12745

on !1:TEXT:*help!*:#:/msg $chan what do you need help with $nick ?  Type the number you need assistance with:  001- Getting started.  002- Brawlvault.  003- PSA.  004- Animations.  005- Stages.  006- Vertexing.  007- Dolphin Emulator.
on !1:TEXT:*help*help*:#:/msg ....Help? type "help!" with the exclamation point.
on !1:TEXT:*001*:#:/msg $chan Tjmsrubegoldberg's guide should be able to help you with all the essentials. http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=12169.0
on !1:TEXT:*002*:#:/msg $chan To download a hack, click the name of the hack.  to submit something click the red submit button here http://forums.kc-mm.com/Gallery/BrawlView.php  You will have to be registered to submit hacks.
on !1:TEXT:*003*:#:/msg $chan What kind of help are you looking for with PSA? 003A- Everything you need to know to PSA.  003B- More (GFX)
on !1:TEXT:*003A*:#:/msg $chan Here are a few guids that should help: Segab's guide- http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=1096.0  Resource thread: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=1337.0   Nessicary files- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQAZu7ZKFKA  Basic terminology: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOIE2f4utRM   Advanced terminology: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmzORUbW2ck   Animation Switching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plHQU19zfbk  Offensive Collisions- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGp_PuH8Y80  Timers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTRf0TSVyq4  Increasing/decreasing damage- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMxRlNCKfC4  Changing flags- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq228NLhF1k     
on !1:TEXT:*003B*:#:/msg $chan Every external graphics effect- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-mwMQQHDn0   Swapping External Graphics effects-  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqtCMejIpPE
on !1:TEXT:*004*:#:/msg $chan Everything you'll ever need to know about animations- http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=8045.0

on !1:TEXT:*006*:#:/msg $chan To make your own vertex, you'll need any but not all of the following programs: 3DS max guide: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=13061.0   anim8or guide: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=17704.0   Das Donkey box guide: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=12815.0
on !1:TEXT:*007*:#:/msg $chan guide to using brawl hacks with dolphin: http://forums.dolphin-emulator.com/showthread.php?tid=12745

I've also included cool scripts like the one that does this:
2(121302:122002:124402) 02(02@Lordnoah02) kcmmbot, #kcmm is cool
02(121302:122002:124402) 02(02@kcmmbot02) Ok, Lordnoah
02(121302:122002:125302) 02(02@Lordnoah02) kcmmbot, what is #kcmm?
02(121302:122002:125302) 02(02@kcmmbot02) #kcmm is cool



Until this is finished I will focus on IRC only.  After I'll look into some kind of php shabang or something.

It's never active anyway.

Its never active because people never stay because its inactive.....
I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE COOL

(kcmmbot)Welcome to #KCMM KCMMGuest . if you need help, type help.
(KCMMGuestHey, anyone know how to vertex?
(KCMMGuest)you know how to vertex?
(KCMMGuest quit)
(LC-DDM) Proof that even if you hold their hands they're still as [censored]ing stupid is a [censored] brick.

LC is right.  I give up.