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Title: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Miacis on April 01, 2017, 12:04:43 PM
Guess what day it is

Hello friends! Today is a fine day, for it is the day where the KC-MM store (http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?action=shop) is open once again. Here, you'll be able to purchase wonderful prizes for the low low price of a few cats! The charming little creatures will gather round you every time you post on the forums, so you can then feed them to the global economics machine.

These exclusive items will not be available for long, so do make sure to grab a few while you still can! You can also trade valuable items in the Trade Center, or send gifts to others, to share the joy. How about a Nice Cream?
Oh, and uh, the taskbar icon is still a WIP.

New feature this year, the KCMM Bank (http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?action=shop;do=bank) is now at your disposal. You never know when someone might "persuade" you with a certain knife to give all your cats away. Your felines will be safe at the KCMM Bank! ... well, if we don't squander them on the stock market. For you see, the safety of your cats has a price. Not only is there a withdrawal fee (but not for deposit: we welcome your valuables!), we will spend about 10% of your cats on the Cat Market every day... A very small price for their safety, I'm sure.

There are some leftover cats from last year, as there is no "global take all the cats away" command. Those who still have 500+ cats still were simply lucky enough to avoid my repeated knifings. Staff members still have a bit of a headstart, and there's still no way for me to increase everyone's initial funds so... post away, and gather more kittens, gentlemen! Or ask kindly to those who have more cats than they have the need for (http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?action=shop;do=viewall).

I have had literally no time to set up anything better than this, so y'all get a retread. Sorry guys. I'll try to make up for it on the Random Awards/


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Ricky on April 01, 2017, 12:27:51 PM
It looks as though if I still had all my kittens, someone has made a move on them with knives.

Whoever it was may want to watch their back :^]


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Gamidame_K on April 01, 2017, 01:20:59 PM
no cats to buy anything at all but it doesnt mean I have to go with my hands empty :J


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: ABloodyCanadian on April 01, 2017, 02:09:10 PM
I missed out last year... good to know what's the deal this time around.


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: ɴᴇᴢʜᴀ on April 01, 2017, 03:15:19 PM
Interesting, so all I have to do is to convey a message that represents my thoughts into a written form in order to get spectacular prices, and so to obtain a better ranking on this contest is to write down more words as it typically adequate to successfully allow the receiver to properly interpret the content of the symbolic meanings of the letters I calmly type down on this laptop.

(Spanish translation)

Interesante entonces todo lo ue debo hacer es compartir in mensaje ue representa mis pensamientos a una forma escita para asi obtener premios espetaculares, entonces para obtener una mejor puntuacion seria escribir las palabras a la cual tipicamente son adecuadas para victoriosamente permitir la audiencia interpretar el mensaje apropiadamente interpreter el contenido simbolico de las palabras ue yo calmadamente inserto en esta computadora portatil.


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: windhunter7 on April 01, 2017, 04:13:04 PM
Awesome ;D

Post Merge: April 01, 2017, 04:13:44 PM
P.S. love the cat that's now at the bottom; is this permanent? :)


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Miacis on April 01, 2017, 04:16:25 PM
P.S. love the cat that's now at the bottom; is this permanent? :)
Never. Despite requests to the contrary, she always leaves once the AFD shenanigans are over. .w.

It looks as though if I still had all my kittens, someone has made a move on them with knives.

Whoever it was may want to watch their back :^]
I tried to zero everyone by just zero'ing all special membersgroups, only to realize regular users couldn't be zero'd, which is why GMods all started with no kittens. It's fine though, I've given the staff their fair share once again. :P

Words
Nobody tell him. >w>


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: hotdogturtle on April 01, 2017, 04:42:19 PM
Man I have been away from this site for a long time >_>


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Don Jon Bravo on April 01, 2017, 05:15:55 PM
what happens if I ate my cats?


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Lillith on April 01, 2017, 06:25:07 PM
Oh wow! So now it's inside the rules to threaten people and extort their cats? Y'okay! Gimme your cats!


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Chimæra on April 01, 2017, 06:33:40 PM
Cats are people too. Please stop selling and using them for currency.
It's nice to see some people still are alive here.


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: windhunter7 on April 01, 2017, 06:36:29 PM
what happens if I ate my cats?

Then you are a mean cat eater and I'm gonna unfriend you O_O
Jk :P

Oh wow! So now it's inside the rules to threaten people and extort their cats? Y'okay! Gimme your cats!

But of course ;)

Cats are people too. Please stop selling and using them for currency.
It's nice to see some people still are alive here.

Nah, they can't be people, they're too smart :P

April Fools! :happy:


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: И on April 01, 2017, 07:02:39 PM
I like this system. It has cats in it...


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Cascade Hellsing on April 01, 2017, 08:05:17 PM
What in the world is even a cat?


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Alejandro MiddleCorn on April 01, 2017, 08:06:27 PM
What is this?
Lol


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Ӄit ßallarɖ on April 01, 2017, 10:41:07 PM
You still owe me a custom title >=\

Also I found it hilarious that my Animation Station topic was still stickied all this time XD


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: TheRealDylanator on April 02, 2017, 04:07:09 AM
This is the best April Fools I've ever seen.

I'm actually impressed well done.


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: LC-DDM on April 02, 2017, 05:45:34 AM
I guess it's official.

No matter how long you've been here, we can claim to love [censored].

...cats.


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Lunoz on April 02, 2017, 09:40:23 AM
Oh this again lel.


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Gamidame_K on April 02, 2017, 02:36:42 PM
P.S. love the cat that's now at the bottom; is this permanent? :)
oh god PLEASE DONT, homestuck is dead, let it RIP


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: axl536 on April 02, 2017, 05:51:25 PM
i have officially becomed the one percent. someone tell the bern to stop me. i have too much free time :P. anyway i cant wait to see what the permanent reward will be.

i should be using this time to make more mods though, i havent done much in a long time.

Post Merge: April 02, 2017, 05:54:56 PM
anyway im a little disapointed we just recycled last years joke but eh whatever i have time to kill


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Ricky on April 05, 2017, 10:55:16 AM
Where in the store can I buy a KC-MM Pro account?

By the way, might want to restock on Dirty Money


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: axl536 on April 05, 2017, 04:35:51 PM
welp im no longer the 1%. but eh im still the richest bank wise

Post Merge: April 05, 2017, 04:52:49 PM
also yeah i second the restock. thoses things run out stupid fast


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: TheRealDylanator on April 06, 2017, 09:10:35 AM
How long is this gonna last anyway?


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Lunoz on April 06, 2017, 10:48:25 AM
I'm guessing til next week.


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Chimæra on April 13, 2017, 02:34:18 PM
While we're here I'll get one more post in. A 2 week April fools' thing is nice.


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Ricky on April 13, 2017, 07:20:57 PM
While we're here I'll get one more post in. A 2 week April fools' thing is nice.

And with that you reach 99 posts to match your 99Lives.

That's poetic.


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: axl536 on April 18, 2017, 05:30:16 PM
did anyone actually get the burger? i was going for it but got bored


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Ricky on April 18, 2017, 05:54:09 PM
Solely by buying the DM (Dirty Money), it'd be impossible. I don't really think that's meant to be bought.

I mean, 999999 kittens would take around 3334 DMs, considering an average of 300 kittens per DM. And well... considering you have to pay 150 for each...

Even if it COULD be bought, it's still plenty of time and dedication to get something you don't even know what it does.


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Miacis on April 18, 2017, 06:12:17 PM
And thus closes the shop. Again.

Sorry again that things were a bit barebones this year. If I somehow get out of the [censored] I've put myself into, Promise it's gonna be much better and less rehashed next year. I was planning to do something with the Power Burger as well, but alas, it was not meant to be.

Here are this year's top 10 kitten holders, with bank included this time:
(http://i.imgur.com/0EbkcJf.png)

Thanks to the curious six who picked the Communications Droid to read me rambling pretty much the same things as last year, the seventeen who came to join me on that suspicious tree branch (that it didn't break yet is what makes it suspicious) and Adialmyt for buying a train just for the sake of possessing a sweet Doom Train.

Also Kit, for buying fishies. I'm gonna guess it's not because of allergies, though.... >w>

Oh, speaking of!
You still owe me a custom title >=\

Holy crackers, I completely forgot!  :-[ Let me fix that real qu- Oh, you already changed it, so that'd.... probably be rude for me to change it now. I was gonna go with "Patience of a Saint" for waiting this long before asking.

There are also three Random Awards this year (click to see the description):

(http://forums.kc-mm.com/awards/93.png) (http://forums.kc-mm.com/awards/93-mini.png) -> axl536 -> (http://forums.kc-mm.com/awards/143.png) (http://forums.kc-mm.com/awards/143-mini.png) (http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?action=profile;sa=awardsMembers;id=143)

(http://forums.kc-mm.com/awards/120.png) (http://forums.kc-mm.com/awards/120-mini.png) -> ɴᴇᴢʜᴀ -> (http://forums.kc-mm.com/awards/144.png) (http://forums.kc-mm.com/awards/144-mini.png) (http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?action=profile;sa=awardsMembers;id=144)

(http://forums.kc-mm.com/awards/118.png) (http://forums.kc-mm.com/awards/118-mini.png) -> Pervyman Trigger -> (http://forums.kc-mm.com/awards/145.png) (http://forums.kc-mm.com/awards/145-mini.png) (http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?action=profile;sa=awardsMembers;id=145)

I think I used the wrong PSD for those, because that white border shouldn't be there.... ah well.


Title: Re: KCMM Store Grand Re-Opening!
Post by: Ӄit ßallarɖ on April 19, 2017, 02:18:37 AM
Also Kit, for buying fishies. I'm gonna guess it's not because of allergies, though.... >w>
Holy crackers, I completely forgot!  :-[ Let me fix that real qu- Oh, you already changed it, so that'd.... probably be rude for me to change it now. I was gonna go with "Patience of a Saint" for waiting this long before asking.
I got 1 fish cause well, why not? lol Also sat up there on that branch.
Eh, don't worry about it.. I couldn't even think of a good one when I did change it =\ I'm still not really pleased about it anyways but meh what evs.