Well, April Fools! I'm one of the few unluckiest people alive today.

I can't even pull an April Fool's prank without everything [censored]ing up.
Yeah yeah yeah you're all right and I'm the bad guy, whatever.
I'll explain what happened tomorrow, since nobody will believe me today.
I'll release Brawlbox v0.68 for real on Wednesday...

Excuse me while I sit in a corner and finish some chemistry homework

I'm so sorry...
I love you...