A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife
who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very
ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,Hearing this, the man
moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the
wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
I stole the ad-links.
- KID
This is the worst joke I've ever seen. Banned.