Hey, I’m Irishladdie727. I’m bringing class back to Brawl modding. So basically that means only artistic depictions of nudity.
THE AMAZING HYPE MACHINE It was near the middle of October... I was having an extremely fruitful period of Brawl hacking. Many amazing projects were started, none were ever released. Until today, I had sort of dropped Brawl Hacking completely and thought I might never return. I've been preoccupied with the following things, in no particular order:
-Trying to get laid -School Play-[/shadow] -General School BS -College Applications -Minecraft -Super Meat Boy -Existential Terror -Philosophical Musing -Other Indie Games -More Trying to Get Laid
But I'm back! And I've decided to post pictures of all of my unfinished projects and let you, yes YOU! decide what's worth finishing and in what order. I've decided to call it THE AMAZING HYPE MACHINE
Let's do this [censored].
Warning: large images below. Also, actual spoilers for once for some games. And a fanfilm!
Tier 1: Stuff that's Completely Finished That I was Just Too Lazy to Upload
There Will Be Brawl Mario
In There Will Be Brawl, Mario is kind of a burnout drunk in the wake of having to sell his medical practice after a long string of bad luck. He's unable to adapt to the harsh new reality of the Mushroom Kingdom, so it's Luigi he keeps the brothers afloat by selling drugs to various underworld thugs. Eventually Mario puts down the Jack Daniels and goes on a vengeful rampage to rescue Peach (who's been kidnapped... lol) and becomes a total violent badass. Seriously go watch this movie:http://therewillbebrawl.com/episodes.php
This has been done and looked great for a really long time, I guess I didn't release it because it wasn't as robust as my There Will Be Brawl Kirby:http://forums.kc-mm.com/Gallery/BrawlView.php?Number=12115 Although it's really hard to top that. I kind of wanted every TWBB character to be a "pack" like that though so you could basically replace the whole roster with TWBB characters and their movesets would change too. I thought about changing Mario's cape into a bloody hammer or a bottle of Jack Daniels but eh... So keep an eye out for this one in the next week.
There Will Be Brawl Zero Suit Samus [/URL] In TWBB, Samus is a badass stripper and most likely hooker too who calls everyone "sugar" because she's a stripper. At the end she gets an eyepatch. Did you watch it yet?:http://therewillbebrawl.com/episodes.php
I think I hesitated with releasing this one because it's too similar to the normal ZSS. I'll wait and add some more costumes to comprise her "pack" and possibly throw in the TWBB Samus suit which is basically just a [censored]ty-looking homemade version of the power suit. I thought about vertexing her to look more like the cute actress who plays her but then I'd have to go and do that for everyone and that will be really tedious.
There Will Be Brawl Donkey Kong
It's a total coincidence this tier is all TWBB characters so far... Anyways, in the movie DK is basically just a random thug who works for Ganondorf, but he's dating Pauline, Mario's old flame, which prompts the two to get into a no holds barred barfight. It's [censored]ing awesome. Here's that link again: http://therewillbebrawl.com/episodes.php
Pico [/URL] It's Pico from Newgrounds! Star of some really disturbing flash games and movies about little kids! Mascot of the Flash Portal! If you don't know who Pico is, go here to play the one that started it all:
That's right! Straight out of the LES ENFANTS TERRIBLES project, it's LIQUID SNAKE! If Solid Snake got all the Brains, and Solidus Snake got all of the Brawn, then Liquid most definitely got all of the... [censored]
Theme Song (Sung in Liquid's Voice, to whatever tune you want): He's Liquid Snake He's a Giant [censored]bag BROTHAAAAAA! 1.jpg/] He never wears a shirt! Because he is a [censored]! 5.jpg/] He'll steal your metal gears! This [censored] is on the loose! 6.jpg/] He'll grope all of your women! 2i.jpg/] 3.jpg/] And shoot at little kids! 4.jpg/] He'll burn down the whole Amazon! 9.jpg/] He's into freaky [censored]! 7.jpg/] He's Liquid Snake He's a Giant [censored]bag BROTHAAAAAA!
Gary: Maybe someday, I can be as big a [censored]bag as Liquid Snake! 8.jpg/] Fat Chance F*cker! I'M THE DOUCHIEST [censored] OF ALL! HAHAHAHAHA! A CHALLENGER APPEARS 10.jpg/]
8/8/10:Various Things of Interest: Snake's Eyepatch Teaser, Desert Eagle, Moustacheless Overalls Wario
I've figured out vertexing and become quite good, so I'll be making the boss's model myself. I'll probably be doing Raiden (over Marth) as well. I actually got the hair completely finished for the Boss, only to realize that in my struggle for perfection I had basically created a high res next-gen model and added a [censored]load of vertices... That was before I really knew what I was doing though. I DID successfully vertex Snake a nice looking eyepatch, but I used his Final Smash eye to edit, so I asked Dingoberriz to make a "mega model" where the final smash eyes are always showing, and I'll just hex out the other one. Till then you guys will just have to stare at this:
Also, I vertexed up a moustacheless Overalls Wario! Yay!
Oh, it's Kirby, "The Cannibal" from "There Will Be Brawl", an excellent Smash Bros. Fanfilm hosted on The Escapist: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/there-will-be-brawl (easily one of the best fanfilms ever made, although that's not saying much... Still, you should DEFINITELY check this out.) Wait? It's the Cannibal? Hit the decks!!! That guy eats people, And then he wears their skin as a hat! Doesn't the normal Kirby do that? Well, yeah...but.. [censored]!!! HE JUST KILLED MEWTWO! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Download: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=G9KBDWXU] WARNING: When you grab the smashball, his face glitches up. At the moment, I have no idea how to fix this. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Once you use the the smash ball by pressing b, the minor texture corruption goes away and everything is dandy again.
These should've been put in a request thread really...
Anywho, I am already working on The Boss over Zerosuit.
While that probably would have been the smart thing to do... I feel like having one thread specifically for Metal Gear Solid themed creations could be a good thing.
TEXTURE HACKS Textures for each and every one of Snake's Camo Prints from MGS3, MGS4, and Peace Walker. I'll post a comprehensive list once I can track down pictures.
VERTEX HACKS
1. Vertex Hack a Proper Eyepatch over Snake's RIGHT Eye (Like Big Boss)
2. Vertex Hack a Proper Eyepatch over Snake's LEFT Eye (Like Solidus Snake)
3. Marth or Shiek into Raiden, possibly for eventual PSA hack
Badass MGS4 Raiden (Better for Shiek)
Decidedly Less Badass MGS2 Raiden (Better for Marth):
4. Zero Suit Samus into EVA (hotness) from MGS3
5. Zero Suit Samus or Shiek into The Boss from MGS3, also for possible PSA-DrPanda :
"Salutes" P.S. I would really like to do this one myself, because if you've beaten MGS3, then you know that The Boss deserves the utmost respect, and I don't trust anyone else to do this one right. Not that I trust myself... yet.
6. Ganondorf into Colonel Volgin from MGS3, for a PSA that would literally consist only of changing all of his darkness moves into electric ones:
And yeah, I gave the MGS3 characters first pick... Because that one's my favorite...
Despite the fact that 1. Metal Gear Solid is an incredible franchise rife with possibilities for new characters, items, and stages 2. Solid Snake was in the damn game to begin with
Metal Gear Solid and its affiliated titles tend to get completely shafted by most hackers, and Snake gets vertex and texture hacked into characters from OTHER games even though a good chunk of his supporting cast are HIS CLONES.
Now, my current theory as to why this is happening is that simply put, the Nintendo/Smash Bros. fanbase really doesn't have much overlap with the Metal gear fanbase, and most hackers ignore the series simply because they aren't familiar with it.
SO that's basically what these games are like. Do you understand now? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Now to the actual gameplan. I've got lots of ideas, and I'd love to get right to them, but I really have NO clue how to model or texture or anything... So while I'm learning how to do that, any other Metal Gear fans, or simply chivalrous hackers, your help is wanted and very much appreciated. I'm going to start a list of projects that as far as I know should be accomplishable, feel free to suggest more, and I'll add more as I think of them as well. If you feel like you can tackle one of these, go for it. I'll put your name down next to the project and once, it's completed, PM me with links and pics and all that fancy shmansy stuff and I'll post it here.
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"Salutes"
LET'S FIX THIS! 