IRC Help bot

Hey you, I'm currently working on a IRC bot in #KCMM that will be able to provide assistance through a basic UI in which the user types what he needs help with... Unfortunately, I'm having trouble coming up with common problems and such, so I figured Some of you would be able to help here. As of now, it is running through me, you can join #KCMM to test it out if I'm online. eventually I'll put it up on some kind of server so it will be there 24/7

Basically its a giant help guide that will provide or link to information on every brawl topic. Heres what I have so far:
on !1:TEXT:*help!*:#:/msg $chan what do you need help with $nick ? Type the number you need assistance with: 001- Getting started. 002- Brawlvault. 003- PSA. 004- Animations. 005- Stages. 006- Vertexing. 007- Dolphin Emulator.
on !1:TEXT:*help*help*:#:/msg ....Help? type "help!" with the exclamation point.
on !1:TEXT:*001*:#:/msg $chan Tjmsrubegoldberg's guide should be able to help you with all the essentials. http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=12169.0
on !1:TEXT:*002*:#:/msg $chan To download a hack, click the name of the hack. to submit something click the red submit button here http://forums.kc-mm.com/Gallery/BrawlView.php You will have to be registered to submit hacks.
on !1:TEXT:*003*:#:/msg $chan What kind of help are you looking for with PSA? 003A- Everything you need to know to PSA. 003B- More (GFX)
on !1:TEXT:*003A*:#:/msg $chan Here are a few guids that should help: Segab's guide- http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=1096.0 Resource thread: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=1337.0 Nessicary files-

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQAZu7ZKFKA" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQAZu7ZKFKA</a>

Basic terminology:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOIE2f4utRM" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOIE2f4utRM</a>

Advanced terminology:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmzORUbW2ck" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmzORUbW2ck</a>

Animation Switching:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plHQU19zfbk" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plHQU19zfbk</a>

Offensive Collisions-

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGp_PuH8Y80" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGp_PuH8Y80</a>

Timers:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTRf0TSVyq4" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTRf0TSVyq4</a>

Increasing/decreasing damage-

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMxRlNCKfC4" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMxRlNCKfC4</a>

Changing flags-

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq228NLhF1k" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq228NLhF1k</a>

on !1:TEXT:*003B*:#:/msg $chan Every external graphics effect-

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-mwMQQHDn0" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-mwMQQHDn0</a>

Swapping External Graphics effects-

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqtCMejIpPE" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqtCMejIpPE</a>

on !1:TEXT:*004*:#:/msg $chan Everything you'll ever need to know about animations- http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=8045.0

on !1:TEXT:*006*:#:/msg $chan To make your own vertex, you'll need any but not all of the following programs: 3DS max guide: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=13061.0 anim8or guide: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=17704.0 Das Donkey box guide: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=12815.0
on !1:TEXT:*007*:#:/msg $chan guide to using brawl hacks with dolphin: http://forums.dolphin-emulator.com/showthread.php?tid=12745

on !1:TEXT:*help!*:#:/msg $chan what do you need help with $nick ? Type the number you need assistance with: 001- Getting started. 002- Brawlvault. 003- PSA. 004- Animations. 005- Stages. 006- Vertexing. 007- Dolphin Emulator.
on !1:TEXT:*help*help*:#:/msg ....Help? type "help!" with the exclamation point.
on !1:TEXT:*001*:#:/msg $chan Tjmsrubegoldberg's guide should be able to help you with all the essentials. http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=12169.0
on !1:TEXT:*002*:#:/msg $chan To download a hack, click the name of the hack. to submit something click the red submit button here http://forums.kc-mm.com/Gallery/BrawlView.php You will have to be registered to submit hacks.
on !1:TEXT:*003*:#:/msg $chan What kind of help are you looking for with PSA? 003A- Everything you need to know to PSA. 003B- More (GFX)
on !1:TEXT:*003A*:#:/msg $chan Here are a few guids that should help: Segab's guide- http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=1096.0 Resource thread: http://forums.kc-mm.com/index.php?topic=1337.0 Nessicary files-