Hey, I’m Irishladdie727. I’m bringing class back to Brawl modding. So basically that means only artistic depictions of nudity.
THE AMAZING HYPE MACHINEIt was near the middle of October... I was having an extremely fruitful period of Brawl hacking. Many amazing projects were started, none were ever released. Until today, I had sort of dropped Brawl Hacking completely and thought I might never return. I've been preoccupied with the following things, in no particular order:
-Trying to get laid
-School Play-
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-General School BS
-College Applications
-Minecraft
-Super Meat Boy
-Existential Terror
-Philosophical Musing
-Other Indie Games
-More Trying to Get Laid
But I'm back! And I've decided to post pictures of all of my unfinished projects and let you, yes YOU! decide what's worth finishing and in what order. I've decided to call it
THE AMAZING HYPE MACHINELet's do this [censored].
Warning: large images below. Also, actual spoilers for once for some games. And a fanfilm!
Tier 1: Stuff that's Completely Finished That I was Just Too Lazy to UploadThere Will Be Brawl Mario
In There Will Be Brawl, Mario is kind of a burnout drunk in the wake of having to sell his medical practice after a long string of bad luck. He's unable to adapt to the harsh new reality of the Mushroom Kingdom, so it's Luigi he keeps the brothers afloat by selling drugs to various underworld thugs. Eventually Mario puts down the Jack Daniels and goes on a vengeful rampage to rescue Peach (who's been kidnapped... lol) and becomes a total violent badass. Seriously go watch this movie:
http://therewillbebrawl.com/episodes.phpThis has been done and looked great for a really long time, I guess I didn't release it because it wasn't as robust as my There Will Be Brawl Kirby:
http://forums.kc-mm.com/Gallery/BrawlView.php?Number=12115 Although it's really hard to top that. I kind of wanted every TWBB character to be a "pack" like that though so you could basically replace the whole roster with TWBB characters and their movesets would change too. I thought about changing Mario's cape into a bloody hammer or a bottle of Jack Daniels but eh... So keep an eye out for this one in the next week.
There Will Be Brawl Zero Suit Samus
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In TWBB, Samus is a badass stripper and most likely hooker too who calls everyone "sugar" because she's a stripper. At the end she gets an eyepatch. Did you watch it yet?:
http://therewillbebrawl.com/episodes.phpI think I hesitated with releasing this one because it's too similar to the normal ZSS. I'll wait and add some more costumes to comprise her "pack" and possibly throw in the TWBB Samus suit which is basically just a [censored]ty-looking homemade version of the power suit. I thought about vertexing her to look more like the cute actress who plays her but then I'd have to go and do that for everyone and that will be really tedious.
There Will Be Brawl Donkey Kong
It's a total coincidence this tier is all TWBB characters so far... Anyways, in the movie DK is basically just a random thug who works for Ganondorf, but he's dating Pauline, Mario's old flame, which prompts the two to get into a no holds barred barfight. It's [censored]ing awesome. Here's that link again:
http://therewillbebrawl.com/episodes.php Pico
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It's Pico from Newgrounds! Star of some really disturbing flash games and movies about little kids! Mascot of the Flash Portal! If you don't know who Pico is, go here to play the one that started it all:
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I've figured out vertexing and become quite good, so I'll be making the boss's model myself. I'll probably be doing Raiden (over Marth) as well. I actually got the hair completely finished for the Boss, only to realize that in my struggle for perfection I had basically created a high res next-gen model and added a [censored]load of vertices... That was before I really knew what I was doing though. I DID successfully vertex Snake a nice looking eyepatch, but I used his Final Smash eye to edit, so I asked Dingoberriz to make a "mega model" where the final smash eyes are always showing, and I'll just hex out the other one. Till then you guys will just have to stare at this:
Also, I vertexed up a moustacheless Overalls Wario! Yay!
http://forums.kc-mm.com/Gallery/BrawlView.php?Number=10629I made a Desert Eagle Ray Gun Texture/Model (One Polygon Removed) Double Yay!
http://forums.kc-mm.com/Gallery/BrawlView.php?Number=10298Wario wasn't always greedy...
That phase didn't come until his Wallstreet days.
Back in his wild youth...
He was all about peace and love, man!
Okay, so maybe he was just really into LSD...
Oh no man! It's a bad trip! Why'd you take the Brown Acid?
That's better...
I can hear colors and taste sounds when I grab the smash ball guys! FAAAAAR OUT!
Tune in, turn off, and drop out here (Translation for Squares-Download):
http://forums.kc-mm.com/Gallery/BrawlView.php?Number=9642 Today is W day... We can never go back after today.
One Wario texture and one Wario bone injection abomination texture.
I've never been a proud man...
Actually, actually, I'm really proud of these, scarring as they may be.
There's no turning back after W day.
This one's for all you ladies out there. Or you know, gay dudes.
That's right. Wario is officially letting it ALL hang out.
Comes in 2 flavors! MANLY and waxed!
Don't say I didn't warn you...
Awwww... It's Kirby!
WHAT THE SAKURAI!!!!!!!! IS THAT?
Oh, it's Kirby, "The Cannibal" from "There Will Be Brawl", an excellent Smash Bros. Fanfilm hosted on The Escapist:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/there-will-be-brawl (easily one of the best fanfilms ever made, although that's not saying much... Still, you should DEFINITELY check this out.)
Wait? It's the Cannibal? Hit the decks!!!
That guy eats people,
And then he wears their skin as a hat!
Doesn't the normal Kirby do that?
Well, yeah...but..
[censored]!!! HE JUST KILLED MEWTWO! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Download:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=G9KBDWXU]
WARNING: When you grab the smashball, his face glitches up. At the moment, I have no idea how to fix this. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Once you use the the smash ball by pressing b, the minor texture corruption goes away and everything is dandy again.Introducing, weighing in at 487 lbs:
SUMO DEDEDE!
7/7/10Here's a little something I'm working on that probably won't be totally completed for a while. It's the Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3:
Let me know what you think so far!
