A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife

who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very

ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,Hearing this, the man

moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the

wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

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- KID