He fights for your rights!
He shall always protect you!
He will never stop fighting for you!
He shall never let an evil corporation lay a sub par product on you so easily ever again!
He can NEVER truly be banned or stopped in any way!
He will speak his mind and fight all injustice throughout the lands!
He trolls the trolls and spams the spammers!
He lets the skies rumble and the crowds roar!