You know what you get if you threw a Yellow Yoshi into a nuclear waste dump? Either one very angry, sludge-covered, dead Yellow Yoshi or this thing, also called Koopa Troopa.

Now, that's not the true story since Koopa Troopas appeared before Yoshi, but it makes for a much more colorful story.

But as for now, you can control this mutation of a Yellow Yoshi (or simply an upright turtle who has the same skin and shoe color as a Yellow Yoshi). He used to be a Paratroopa, but someone ripped out his wings and recolored his shell. In order words, he's directly taken from my Paratroopa, but with the wings removed, Brawl Koopa Troopa trophy textures, and Yoshi's bones.

He can use his weirdly long tongue (probably a result from his ancestor from being a Yoshi) and he uses his shell instead of an egg as a shield. He has no moving eyes, eyelids, and yellow FS eyes to speak of. He has metal. He has an all right rig. And he has big moxie.